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| Kenyan Ladies - Still Innocent |
Aaah, good old
ways.., same old tribal brouhaha, even when there's room for niceties.
Well, if y'all can't be nice, let me try the Obama road & show you how good a Kenyan woman can be:
1. Rift Valley Province - They can be categorized into different tribes, but they're generally very loyal wives,
mostly have smooth skin, and the Maasai's are particularly very pretty.
Well, if y'all can't be nice, let me try the Obama road & show you how good a Kenyan woman can be:
1. Rift Valley Province - They can be categorized into different tribes, but they're generally very loyal wives,
mostly have smooth skin, and the Maasai's are particularly very pretty.
2. Coast Province - They know how to tease and please their men, and are also extremely good cooks (pilau, chapos, samos, etc - you name it, they got you covered). They're mostly pretty too, & even those who are not are can compensate that with some magical tricks in bed.
3. Nyanza province - They tend to have the perfect figure 8, and can make men drool just by innocently walking by. They're kinda proud, but they also know how to keep a man. They're pretty decent cooks & can also get quite kinky in the bedroom. Usually proud and value intelligence. Sunburnt...mahaga like crazy......very likely ana mdudu......nyanza has a 60% aids rate ......can barely dress......can cook a hearty delicious dinner of nyoyo and ugali and they know how to treat a man.
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| Kenyan ladies - Nyanza |
4. Western Province - They're known to be extremely fertile. As in barenness is
barely found in the women of this area. They also rival their Nyanza
counterparts in the "assets" department (as in wamebeba mahaga
major). They love the family life & make pretty decent wives/mothers. Oh,
& if you can't live without Ugali, this woman has you covered for the rest
of your life!
5. Central Province - They're mostly very pretty, with well-endowed bossoms, and nice hair. They're very hardworking too. They can form a good backbone for their man, and if they form a good partnership with a man (businesswise), it usually propels far; qute shrewd & perfect with business. The ultimate minefield for a wifeeeeyyyy........beautiful.well groomed.well mannered...........well educated........well raised.....charming..........all the good ****.
5. Central Province - They're mostly very pretty, with well-endowed bossoms, and nice hair. They're very hardworking too. They can form a good backbone for their man, and if they form a good partnership with a man (businesswise), it usually propels far; qute shrewd & perfect with business. The ultimate minefield for a wifeeeeyyyy........beautiful.well groomed.well mannered...........well educated........well raised.....charming..........all the good ****.
6. Eastern Province - Also very pretty with similar attributes as the ones in central province. (I'll let someone else expand on this).
7. North Eastern - They're mostly humble and have the best hair of them all. They're loyal and make good wives. (I'll let someone also work more on this).
8. Nairobi Province - This is a toss up in the air. You could get anyone from any corner, and one pick is as different from the other as night is from day. This is a combination of all the aboveThey're mostly fun & great company.
Nothing is better than msichana wa
Nairobi............elegant,beautiful..egoistic at times........put on too much
marash/spray..........90% chance a poko......not tribalistic.........got her
hair done ........and most likely a fackin gold digger.
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| Kenyan ladies - Nairobians |
So there you go Kenyans, the women from 8 provinces. All beautiful kenyans in
their own way. Cut out the negatives & drop the old men's trap of
tribalism.
Watch this space for the "MEN's" version
Watch this space for the "MEN's" version
