What is Marketing....Funny Definition of advertising

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" 
That's Direct Marketing   

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." 
That's Advertising. ...



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